My Haikus. (Not Serious)

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Post by Jack Skellington on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:52 am

So, Jenna and I were on AIM. We were bored. I wrote haikus. They are quite excellent.

"Random" Haiku:
I am quite random.
It comes from my family.
I like polar bears.

The "I'm Great" Haiku:
I am great, I know.
I can write haikus quite well.
Panda bears are rad.
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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:53 am

I LIKE THE RANDOM ONE.

Lololol~

Yes. The edit done to the second one is pure genius. ;D
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Post by Jack Skellington on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:56 am

Thank you. I think I've come up with another.

Jenna is so cool
Ice cubes are very jealous.
Jenna loves Bravo.
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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:57 am

OHHH.

Why thaaank you. :'D
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Post by Jack Skellington on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:59 am

Holy crap. I need ideas!
I'll do one for bears!

Polar bears can win,
Pandas aren't even bears.
Pete is the best bear.



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by LADIES AND GENTLEMEN on Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:31 pm

Rita's poems are rad
They're cooler than your mother
She wants to be her

[/smug] lol@chu


My favourite one remains:

aching is the tree
for a hundred thousand years
to piss on small dogs

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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:03 am

AWWW. Thank you so much Mikey. -loves-
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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:04 am

...LOL@CHUUU

Very nice, Mikey :'D
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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:07 am

Okay. -thinks-

Windows needs to die
Because Vista is such crap
XP sucks as well.
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Post by LADIES AND GENTLEMEN on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:45 am

Oh, no fucking way!
XP owns like everything
But vista sucks balls

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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:54 am

Nice haiku Mikey. LOL@CHUUU
MY XP is a piece of complete crap. Fine. I'll rewrite it.

Windows needs to die.
Because Vista is such crap.
XP owns most all.

There.

Apple computers
They are better than windows.
I loved my iPod.

You cannot deny me on that fact. Apple just makes better machines.
They don't get viruses and crash. :]


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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:19 am

I HATE WINDOWS VISTA.

Make a haiku for me, Rita.
LMFAOOO
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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:31 am

Jenna hates Vista.
Don't we all hate Vista too?
Jenna is rad though.

x[ I failed.
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Post by LADIES AND GENTLEMEN on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57 am

No way, windows owns
Macs are eic fail for games
But linux pwns all


Lulz

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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 5:04 am

Macs fail for gaming
But they don't get viruses
and fail epically.

I hate windows because my computer crashed and all my files got erased. FO!

That is why I hate it. x(
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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:20 am

HOLY CRAP.
Haiku for Cobra Starship:
Jenna's crayon is
The best thing since Mikey's pic
For Cobra Starship.
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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:22 am

IT MOVES ME TO ~TEARS.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:09 am

I'm on a spree.
I wrote haikus for all the ultra-hip bands. NO SAYING IT WITHOUT QUOTING ME.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Fri 02 Jan 2009, 2:07 am

IAR is the
best thing that's happened to us
sceneagers. Go us!
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Post by Adrisole Q. Kazoo on Fri 02 Jan 2009, 5:13 am

LOL MIKEY'S USERNAME USED TO BE SCENEAGER; SOMETHING

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Post by Jack Skellington on Fri 02 Jan 2009, 5:17 am

xDD Nice job Jenna. Write a haiku! INSTAHAIKU.
YES.'

Instahaiku is
a term Rita came coined so that
Jenna could haiku.

YES.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:34 am

I drown my sadness
In the Ramen noodles
Of our sceneage lives.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:32 am

I'm stuck in hipsterville
Until I can escape, for
My fate rests on it.
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